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the range is filled
with motors mowin'
cause rain has made
the grass keep growin'.

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Ewes and rams
And Ferris wheels
Loins and hams
And pounded veals

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Jest a peaceful sheep rancher
minding my p's and q's,
hopin' to spend a peaceful night
alone with my rams and ewes.


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You lookin for a fight?
I felt your bite
Kinda fun as I member
Your threats'r just tinder

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Settle down
Little Missy
Wipe that frown
Halt your hissy

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Livin and givin
Speakin and freakin
Calm me down moonshine
Escape me from prison

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black hatted villains
rustling my stock,
aided by Klingons
and cold Dr. Spock

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Shades of the Duke!
Out on the trail
herding them cats.
Jist hear 'em wail.


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Draw, podner.
somethin' pretty.
otherwise,
I show no pity.

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Just ridin along
Gettin rocked in the saddle
Surprised and excited
When you pull out your paddle

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yee haw! ride that bunny down!
rope and tie him, too.
Glenn Close is heating up the pot,
Tonight, it's rabbit stew.

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hunt for rabbit
and stew prarie dog
drink heavily into night
drink mate to relieve it all

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ridin tall

Ridin tall
In the saddle
Hear the call
Herd the cattle

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Though the streams are swollen
Keep them dogies rollin'
Rain and wind and weather
Hell-bent for leather

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On the trail

Cowboy life is over rated,
one with which I find I'm sated.
rocky beds, rain and heat,
and nothing much but beans to eat.

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That'll break Kitty's heart,
Her that's been so true,
to know you failed her steadfast faith
with that cheap floozy ewe.

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Heard them sheep
Whisper in my ear
It's cold tonight
Are you busy dear?

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herding cattle.
I hear that's
much simpler than
herding cats.

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Has anyone ever ridden short?
Or shown up without a white hat?
Is a rifle considered de rigeur,
standard for western eclat?



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Why do I think things aren't the same
since Brokeback Mountain came out?
Now when the cowboy kisses the horse
I wonder what that's all about.

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Ewe light up my life
Just don't tell my wife
Pull the wool over my eyes
Bleat, bleat under starlit skies

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I could take this
Further into the night
But owing to our standards
I'll use another websight

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I always admire a man with standards,
who'll show his true gentleman's stripe,
who passes a chance to blow us away
in one scathing, literate swipe.

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give me a villain to lead the mob
a black hat on his head
born to double-cross good folk
who always ends up dead.
THE END.

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The villain wore a black cape,
white gloves to leave no fingerprints
during an escape
a magnifying glass extended
to pinpoint his next caper.

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